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1 A trick

The phone rings at CIA headquarters.

"Hello?"

"Hello, is this CIA?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor Johnathan Smith as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood."

"This will be noted."



Next day, the CIA goons come over to Johnathan's house. They search the shed where the

firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no diamonds, swear at Johnathan Smith

and leave.



The phone rings at Johnathan's house.



"Hello, Yankel! Did the CIA come?"



"Yes."



"Did they chop your firewood?"



"Yes, they did."



"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch plowed."





2The perfect girl, just like my mom!!!

Jimmy is almost 29 years old, his friends have already got married, and Jimmy just dates and dates.



Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for

the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who

suits you?"



"No," Jimmy replies. "I meet many nice girls, but

as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like

them. So I keep on looking!"



"Listen," his friend suggests, "why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear mother?"



Many

weeks go by, and again Jimmy and his friend get together. "So, Jimmy,

did you find the perfect girl yet? One that's just like your mother?"



Jimmy shrugs his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like mom. My mother loved her, they quickly became friends."



"Are you and this girl engaged yet?"



"I'm afraid not, my father can't stand her!"





4Late for school

Teacher: Why are you late, Jimmy?

Jim: It was late when I started from home.



Teacher: Why are you late, Jimmy?

Jim: It was late when I started from home.



Teacher: So why didn't you start earlier?

Jim: It was too late to start early, madam



5Strange ants

Little Mary: Oh, these ants are so strange: they work and work, and work all the time! They don't have rest!

Little Mary: Oh, these ants are so strange: they work and work, and work all the time! They don't have rest!

Little Jack: Really? Every time when I go on a picnic these ants are always there.